Director, Trademarks & Licensing
Trademarks & Licensing
Every human can be a moving billboard promoting the world’s best institution, the University of Washington. Everything you touch should have a UW mark on it (except drugs, sex, guns and alcohol). Then, my life is complete.
If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?
Time manipulation, the ability to affect the flow of time by slowing, accelerating, reversing, or stopping it (during dessert).
What’s your best one-liner?
“Purple is the New Black.”