This beautiful wood practice clavier by Virgil of New York still has its original paper guarantee label inside with a creation date of August 16, 1900. We love that they call the place of construction the “manufactory.” That’s a word that needs to come back. Alas, the warranty expired … in 1905.
As my great aunt, Amelia once said, “Good art is in the eye of the beholder until the financial appraisal.” But if something makes you happy, all the better. We’ve certainly got pieces for a variety of tastes, so put on your raspberry beret & come check ‘em out!
Bless our student staffers—they placed this item amongst the kid’s toys not realizing [one hopes] this is actually an intubation practice dummy. Usually, I figure that when a doll’s face peels off that’s the clue it’s not a kid’s toy, but then I don’t know what weird dolls our student staffers grew up with, so here it is.
And honestly, what’s more fun than a barrel full of crutches? The ability to walk again without crutches, yes. But in the interim, crutches are going to help you much more than crawling around on the ground crying out in pain.
I like a good French fry pig-out as much as the next person, but I’ll be honest, I’ve never considered putting them on my ears. I suppose they would keep your ears warm if they were right out of the deep fat fryer. And as Chi Chi DeVayne says, “Laissez les bons temps rouler!”
42939-1. There’s something very Miss Havisham about this piano—with lovely wood that must have been dazzling when new, and with its classical lyre-styled pedal mount, the grand old era from which it came remains visible despite the nicks and scratches of time. The story of the Erard company is as fascinating as its creations (really, Google it when you can), and if we’re reading the internal numeral correctly, this piece may be from between 1840 – 1875. Serial#: 14833. We also know that the German Schimmel company bought the Erard name in the 20th century.
46877-1. Always dreamed of the thrill of blow-drying your own wet hands the way the rich & famous do at the gas station? Or holding up a wet infant to a wall dryer the way Michael Keaton did in Mr. Mom? Well, now, my friend, all your dreams can come true. By World Dryer.
Husky Stadium, by Thomas Potter & Jim Daves. This great & hard-to-find book (it recently went out of print) makes a FANtastic gift for the die-hard Husky alum & sports fan in your life. Featuring stirring photography & stories. Each book is shrink-wrapped and in very fine condition.
46921-1. Technically, this is called a Laerdal Airway Management Trainer, and he comes in his own case to avoid curious onlookers, but you can call him Clark, or Vitto, or Fabio, or Bubba or whatever your dream date name is; we won’t tell. Comes with a spare set of teeth, always great in a dream date.
$500.00 - $3,000.00 (oils). Pencil & charcoal works priced as marked.
We have a variety of striking framed artworks—most are oils but there are also works in pencil, charcoal, tempera, and ceramic tiles—signed “M. PROSSER” and “M.P. Allen,” and all attributed to the same artist—Margaret Prosser [nee Allen]. We know that the artist was born in 1913, was a professor at the University of Delaware, authored a book on ornamentation in Indian architecture, and passed away in 2007. Her style shows nods to American regionalism of the 1930s, Cubism, East Asian influences, and the works of Thomas Hart Benton and Andrew Wyeth, among others.
So the next time you’re at the club, dancing to the latest Cazwell track, and you see the Gorton’s fisherman working it out under the glitter ball, obviously, you’re going to want to ask him where he gets his mean threads. And while he may swipe left on you & keep it all a secret, we can tell you we’ve got a bunch of his preferred rain overalls and matching jackets here at the Surplus Store for a super-sweet low price. Best of all, if someone tosses their drink at you the way Shangela did to Mimi Imfurst, it’ll all roll right off your liquid-proof pants! We could totally see Kanye rocking the Gorton’s fisherman look, plus he’d have access to all those fish sticks.
Regardless of where you fall on the great pop vs. soda terminology divide (sodapop, anyone?), we’ve now got you covered and then some. Customers have been asking for some type of drinks machine in the Surplus Store—we’ve heard you, and we are now happy to offer a vending machine that offers soda, pop, water, juice, and energy drinks. The vending machine accepts both cash and debit/credit cards. Automatic for the people, yo.
46837-122. Every once in a while we receive an antique piece so awesome and yet so utterly useless for my purposes that I briefly consider making room in my house even though an 81-slot mailbox could serve no reasonable function for me other than looking cool, which is a bananas reason for hefting this giant into my place, but I know plenty of you out there who will come claim this beauty and save me from myself. So I thank you in advance. Measures 34 ½ x 14 x 49”H.