ENRAGED LASER-EYED DUCK GOES ON RAMPAGE AFTER LEARNING UW SURPLUS MOVED FROM ITS BOAT STREET LOCATION!

ENRAGED LASER-EYED DUCK GOES ON RAMPAGE AFTER LEARNING UW SURPLUS MOVED FROM ITS BOAT STREET LOCATION!
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04/01/2011
Dateline: Seattle—“Quackie,” the formerly placid and lovable duck friend of the UW Surplus Store at their dockside Boat Street location flew into a laser-fueled conniption-fit-rage late Friday upon learning that the source of so many free meals had moved locations to the Plant Services Building “clear the quack across the quacking campus.” After some additional yelling about fume hoods, orange tags, and the soaring price of duck feed, Quackie blew up the Bryants building with laser eye canons no one previously knew it had. Luckily, no one was hurt in the ensuing explosion and fireball, as all the really good stuff made it to the Plant Services Building beforehand.

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