As The Web Turns: Things No One Ever Told You About College

  • You can never make too many meals in a hot pot.
  • Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before.
  • You will begin to nap again.
  • Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition.
  • Squirt guns = 3D stress relief.
  • E-mail becomes your second language.
  • Frat parties are like they're shown on TV.
  • You never realized so many people were smarter than you.
  • Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague, and you'd never know, but you can recite last week's episode of "South Park" verbatim.
  • Care packages are right up there with birthdays.
  • College guys/girls are the same as high school guys/girls, only with more freedom, less money, and no curfew.
  • You should learn to love your roommate, especially when he/she leaves you the room.
  • Classes: the later the better.
  • Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.
  • Beware of the guy in the Care Bear toga.
  • Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them even more.
  • You realize college is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.
  • Procrastination is an art form.
  • The only time to dress up is when all your jeans are dirty.
  • Gas money makes a great gift.
  • You are never alone.
  • You learn to like all the music that one person blares every morning as they get dressed.
  • You begin to miss animals from home.
  • You make tons of friends, yet there is that one that you feel like you have known for life.
  • Laundry is a chore. Where is Mom when you need her?
  • There are already "College remember when's" and we have only been here for 3 months!
  • WOW are those showers gross!
  • No matter where you are after college, life will never be the same!