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As The Web Turns: Things No One Ever Told You About College
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- You can never make too many meals in a hot pot.
- Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before.
- You will begin to nap again.
- Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition.
- Squirt guns = 3D stress relief.
- E-mail becomes your second language.
- Frat parties are like they're shown on TV.
- You never realized so many people were smarter than you.
- Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague, and you'd never know, but you can recite last week's episode of "South Park" verbatim.
- Care packages are right up there with birthdays.
- College guys/girls are the same as high school guys/girls, only with more freedom, less money, and no curfew.
- You should learn to love your roommate, especially when he/she leaves you the room.
- Classes: the later the better.
- Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.
- Beware of the guy in the Care Bear toga.
- Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them even more.
- You realize college is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.
- Procrastination is an art form.
- The only time to dress up is when all your jeans are dirty.
- Gas money makes a great gift.
- You are never alone.
- You learn to like all the music that one person blares every morning as they get dressed.
- You begin to miss animals from home.
- You make tons of friends, yet there is that one that you feel like you have known for life.
- Laundry is a chore. Where is Mom when you need her?
- There are already "College remember when's" and we have only been here for 3 months!
- WOW are those showers gross!
- No matter where you are after college, life will never be the same!
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